David - I checked. There aren't.
Lots of Asses
There are a lot of run of the mill average corporate asses (ACA's).
But No Sharp-Dressers
But no trendy, hip, sharp-dressing, corporate Spokes-donkeys like mine. My Donkey (Donkey O'Tee is his real name) wears a lot of different hats too ( see slide show ) - and is a world class master of Pompously Obfuscating on Purpose.
2007 SLAP Award Winner!
He's one of the main reasons I won this years coveted SLAP (acronym for Stupid, Laughable, Anal, Preposterous) award for writers.