The DaDonkey Code!

Dare You Try to Solve …

Decipher the Da Donkey Code and win a “Shoot the Donkey” ball cap!

High-Fashion Object of Desire

That’s right, you’ll be on the cutting-edge of the elite fashion vanguard, considered the eclectic gravitas of chic, the future rage of out-of-vogue, and … you’ll be able to proudly, pompously,

March to Your Own Donkey

in a radical reinterpretation of cool … your high-fashion object of desire …
the ball cap.

Just fill in the blanks (if you can … it’s Byzantium tough though).

Enter: The Da Donkey Code

A S_ _ _ _ (5 letters) murder during b_ _ _ _ _ _ _ (8 letters) h_ _ _ _ (5 letters) at the L_ _ _ _ (5 letters) museum is discovered by the "Honorable First Donkey" of the complex sale, S_ _ _ (4 letters) P_ _ _ _ (5 letters). It reveals a sinister plot to hide b_ _ _ _ _ _ _ (8 letters) v_ _ _ _ (5 letters) behind a non-clandestine use of c_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (9 letters) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ k (12 letters). The victim is _ _ _, (3 letters) an immensely important, high-ranking VIP. At the scene, the Honorable First Donkey finds a cryptic clue that will solve c_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (9 letters) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ k (12 letters) forever.

Can you solve the Da Donkey Code?

T_ _ _ A _ _ _ _ _ R_ _ _ _ _ A _ _ O_ _ _ _ _ _ _ to Y_ _ _ S _ _ _ _ _. S_ _ _ _ t _ _ D_ _ _ _ _

If you figure it out? Contact me - You'll win a DaDonkey Hat!